Duck Shuffler

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up

God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up

by tonichoni July 16, 2021

duck bucket

Duck bucket: a new term for a wanna be gold digger, who is often fooled to think the person they are with has money and in the end, end up being played and still look like a hoe.

Oh god, shes a duck bucket.

See I told you she was just trying to get money out of you. Thats why i said she was a duck bucket.

by Miss Amaretta September 6, 2014

Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group

Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever

by Y.P.24 May 12, 2008

The Darkwing Duck

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".

"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"

by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'

Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."

by SteveW1 October 11, 2014

duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

by Giblets. July 23, 2018