feed the ducks

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."

by Jenlia Franceroyalty September 16, 2008

Duck and Tuck

when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.

The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"

by Memphis November 16, 2004

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group

Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever

by Y.P.24 May 12, 2008

quantum duck

A infinitesimal fowl that says "quark! quark!"

Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students (and sometimes professors)

Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students: "quantum ducks

Quark! Quark!"

by Jahn Ghalt August 25, 2010

Duck Tagged

1. The act of being hit by or hitting someone or something
2. Getting shot down by a girl like a hunter shoots down a duck

1. me: Yo we were skating at the town center yesterday and Marek saw this really hot chick and skated right into the wall looking at her
you: oh man that dillweed got duck tagged man

2. You: dude jennie shot me down when i asked her to go to the movies
Me: you got duck tagged

by Ryne Toto February 25, 2008

The Darkwing Duck

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".

"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"

by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014