avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

by daxtonizawesome January 3, 2025

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding' Dong'

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl

No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'

by Cali'dat May 20, 2018

Ding-Dong

Derived from the hybrid Greek-ali language this new age word “Ding-Dong” is used in modern society as a substitute to exacerbate an embarrassing moment, or a rudimentary act. This word is satirical in nature and should only be used in the appropriate setting.

SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.

“ Stop trying to pull off wearing a turtle neck Seb, you’re such a Ding-Dong!”

by milkz.gone.bad March 18, 2022

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

Finger ding

Touching something for no reason,Typically something you're not supposed to be touching that could be damaged or made dirty.

Stop finger dinging my food your hands are filthy you're going to make me sick.

by Chingo Dingo June 14, 2024