A subculture gaining traction worldwide, brought about by the ever expanding technologies capable of monitoring performance and bodily functions. Metrics ostensibly meant to help individuals perform better, lose weight, sleep better or just feel better may impart helpful information but also feed a never ending spiral of performance obsession and weight loss fixation. Replacing intuition about one's own body with a set of numbers may move the individual further from reality than closer to it.
"My riding buddy can't even fart without checking his smartwatch, he's been swallowed by metrics culture."
by Laughing Goat August 2, 2025
Get the Metrics Culturemug. The year is 2077. Location: Germany. Landmine culture has become so prevalent that insults are banned. Even the slightest hint that you made someone uncomfortable will see you behind bars. Never mind calling someone a dick, you can't even call someone a banana. They've banned that too.
by PortableBacon February 19, 2025
Get the landmine culturemug. A phrase used to cover up what could be perceived by others as a racist or uncultured comment. It is also used by listeners to diffuse tension when someone else says something questionable.
See also: not to be racist, no offense, it's interesting that
See also: not to be racist, no offense, it's interesting that
Doug: (name), the guy from (country), keeps showing up late to work. Seems like a lazy dude.
Keith: It's just the culture, I guess
Keith: It's just the culture, I guess
by Snapflapple December 28, 2023
Get the It's just the culture, I guessmug. A business culture that was created in response to the numerous "Karen" videos posted online in the early 2020s. Rather than listening to genuine complaints (bad customer service and poor quality of product etc) many employees began assuming that anyone who complained, regardless of the legitimacy of the complaint, was a "Karen" and would not put any effort in fixing the underlying issue, as it was assumed by the employees that it was the customer with the issue rather than the business itself. As a result, the issues within the business were never fixed resulting in a gradual exodus of consumers and, ultimately, the closure of the business.
People use to love that restaurant but the quality of the food and the customer service got so bad that it just wasn't the same. There were a ton of negative reviews of Google about these issues but there never seemed to be any effort to acknowledge or fix them. It was a victim of Karen Culture.
by Louis XV July 1, 2022
Get the Karen Culturemug. by ur m0m 2.0 November 27, 2022
Get the culture fetishizationmug. The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
by Binkinater November 14, 2018
Get the The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Roundmug. No. You're a piece of shit for that. It's just Cancel Culture by a different name except "I agree that he should get fired for that."
Hym "We don't have an accountability culture because the people stalking harassing and stealing my shit are not being held accountable. You liberals always need to carve yourself out a caveat do you?
✌️✊️✌️Accountability✌️✊️✌️ culture
✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ There is no legal basis for any of these and you (the collective you) do actively try to enforce these thing even at jobs that you yourself don't job. Being given an ultimatum is not resigning. And trying to CONFLATE those two things makes you a lying piece of shit. Still, you're using schrodinger's ultimatum and hate speech as post hoc justification for what you're (the collective you) doing to me. And THAT is entirely aesthetic and serves no purpose other than to hide that fact that you are corrupt breeder filth that wants to use your filthy retarded mongrel children both as justification to control other people and to take the law into your own hands. Hate Speech is just as real as God. It's an opinion that you have. But if the people doing this... The intellectual property theft. The stalking. The recording. The harassment. All of it. I will hold the rest of you accountable in THE ONLY WAY I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER TO DO SO. That is all this is. Breeder corruption and my rights being violated to coerce me into subservience and harvest as much from me as possible. Your kids are shit. The may be innocent but you are not."
✌️✊️✌️Accountability✌️✊️✌️ culture
✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ There is no legal basis for any of these and you (the collective you) do actively try to enforce these thing even at jobs that you yourself don't job. Being given an ultimatum is not resigning. And trying to CONFLATE those two things makes you a lying piece of shit. Still, you're using schrodinger's ultimatum and hate speech as post hoc justification for what you're (the collective you) doing to me. And THAT is entirely aesthetic and serves no purpose other than to hide that fact that you are corrupt breeder filth that wants to use your filthy retarded mongrel children both as justification to control other people and to take the law into your own hands. Hate Speech is just as real as God. It's an opinion that you have. But if the people doing this... The intellectual property theft. The stalking. The recording. The harassment. All of it. I will hold the rest of you accountable in THE ONLY WAY I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER TO DO SO. That is all this is. Breeder corruption and my rights being violated to coerce me into subservience and harvest as much from me as possible. Your kids are shit. The may be innocent but you are not."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
Get the Accountability Culturemug.