CooterBatalion

When lots of vaginas attack you at once!

HELP! Get my penis out of this Cluster of CooterBatalion!

by cootscoot September 26, 2006

coot

(slang)- of great shock value.

See definition #8

Commonly used in conjunction with "dang" and "night" for more emotional emphasis.

8 Dollars? Coot night that's like a dollar an hour!

(after taking a shot of liquor) Coooooooooooot dang that hits hard!

Cooooooooooooot night that cop is pulling me over!

Coooooooooot dang my wife wants me to stop drinking and go home.

by Turd_Ferguson_Poops February 28, 2009

coot

a lady who smells like horseradish and oatmeal. A Russian word orginated by a toothless tramp who couldnt afford tampons.

OMG, do you smell that? Theres definately a coot around.

by Jessicaisfuckingawesome Mary December 11, 2006

cooter

The Fat roll on a womens belly when you are fucking the shit out of her from behind you can see it hanging like a flat tire.

Did you see her cooter when he was fucking the shit out of her ass.

by DH34 December 28, 2005

coot boot

to kick a female in the cooter.

"After she slapped me i gave her a good coot boot."

by Fenske2009 February 19, 2009

cootchie

Puda

cootchie

by angelica luciano March 30, 2003

man cooter

trying to re"cruit" men - could be used as a term for a female hitting on a male or a male trying to pick up a fellow male

Dawg, you done just kissed me on the lips. I ain't down for no man cootin'.

How you goin' be man cootin behind my back just cause i'm outta town for a few days?

She's the best damn man cooter I have ever seen.

by Mojado November 10, 2008