Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
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Get the Couch Cock mug.When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
by Ernchuck May 30, 2018
Get the porch couch season mug.A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
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Get the couch potato mug.a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
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