couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.

Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.

by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021

Couch hot

A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.

You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.

Margaret's not really my type, but there's something about her... I guess I'd say she's couch hot.

by Funky_Footjam September 18, 2016

couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch

“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”

by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022

Garage couch

A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.

Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.

I just used the garage couch.

by Northwestnas December 14, 2014