pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

Out of control

How people used to live before america was taken over by hypocritical communist sissy girls.

Wow, that's really out of control, I mean totally radical!

by MichaelBrown January 31, 2021

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

loose bowel control

a scientific term of pooping/shitting.

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.

by BruhDictionary July 7, 2023

Controlled substance

Non playing characters

There goes another npc on controlled substances hopefully he or she has a job.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

Back Seat Controlling

When someone keeps telling you what to do when you play Call of Duty.

Will keeps back seat controlling Nate while he's playing COD.

by COD playa December 12, 2011