Cannoner

The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.

You're a shit cannoner

by ShesMyBae June 4, 2018

tshirt cannon

A vagina

She popped that kid out like a tshirt cannon

by bandhumor January 27, 2012

Orbital Strike Cannon

a working nuke in Minecraft that can blow up any coordinates you want (often referenced/built on the Lifesteal SMP)

"Squiddo please don't build another Orbital Strike Cannon."
"Minute can build Orbital Strike Cannons faster than anyone I've ever seen bro."

by haterggs August 4, 2025

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.

Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.

by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025

Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage

"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"

by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024