Brian Mills the Designer

Luxury stylist, painter, designer, and lady magnet

“Brian Mills the designer, take your girl I might sign her”

by Billiana November 23, 2021

Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart

"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too

Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols

by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024

brian wheeler

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.

You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh

by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017

Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have

Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023

brian boeshart

A friendly giant with a killer singing voice. Frequently seen running the local slums. Probably has like 33 houses.

: I got to get my rent money to brian boeshart

by friendlyneighborhoodrenter November 29, 2021

Brian

A man with a Long John Flounder Pounder Lip Dipper 360

Roommate: Where were you last night?
Me: Girl, I was at Brian’s

by captainCauldron January 30, 2025