Brian Fries

a stupid fucking cunt

Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.

by dat bitchhhhhh May 6, 2018

tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

Brian

Guy who leaves his friends and never plays xbox

Brian where have u been
Him.

by Sergio is trash December 6, 2019

Brian

A sensitive boy who likes watching movies in the dark. Gets angry at games and gets very upset sometimes.

Boy: yo do u wanna watch a movie

Brian: cool but it’s got to be in the dark
Boy: okkk then

by Yoyotitoturieud December 21, 2019

Brian

a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.

"At night, he's a real Brian"

by adbot December 23, 2019

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

Brian

A beta male. Peaked in high school even though, they didn't really accomplish much. Uses social media to try to talk to women since he finds it hard to do it in person. For example, does rates or tbh. Has a group of friends that distract him from his loneliness. Overall, not the type of person you want to be.

A: Why is that person such a brian?
B: is being a brian a bad thing?
A: Not really, but you just don't want to be a brian.
B: got it.

by Gamer692 January 29, 2020