A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021
by binaryrecord22 January 16, 2025
by No.3 March 26, 2024
the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
by LiveLaughGoon March 29, 2024
That dirty whore loves sucking dick an to be in the bathroom with guys shitting, so she can give them a blumpkin
by Billy rob Jeremy dgiver December 09, 2020
by Cracker man 999 May 18, 2021