Skibidi blumpkin

A blumpkin served by no other than skibidi toilet himself

"I just got a skibidi blumpkin by Ms Anderson"

by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.

Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins

by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013

diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles

Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.

by Bent-it April 18, 2022

Honey blumpkin

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)

The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.

by JazzyJen April 11, 2024