National Steak and Blowjob Day

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year

I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009

National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything he has done for you, on National Blowjob day which occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob.

"Yo how's your June 9th"
"Good since I got head from my girlfriend for National Blowjob Day"

by Dick and alcohol lover May 13, 2017

National Bestfriend blowjob day

On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.

Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.

by Johnathanstewert April 16, 2017

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010

surf n turf blowjob

Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"

"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "

by Snrubsville June 10, 2016

Irish Blowjob

An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.

I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.

She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.

She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.

by franchiseplayer March 6, 2011

irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017