by TTLB5 May 2, 2022
Get the Beat Sabermug. masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.
"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."
by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012
Get the throw a beatmug. by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010
Get the beat the squirrelmug. by sussy baka June 12, 2021
Get the beat to the weetmug. by Judeo July 22, 2017
Get the Nigga Beatsmug. When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.
Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
by DeanAmine October 6, 2010
Get the beat by the monkeymug. Sick beats - Beats (any form of music, though can refer to specific rhythmic beats) that show truly exceptional qualities; of the highest quality, etc. Can also be used as a general positive adjective.
Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.
Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.
"these beats are MAD siq, cuz"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"
by bezdelnik July 29, 2014
Get the Siq Beatsmug.