Dirty baptism

Where a man deficates in the toilet, then dunks bitches head in toilet while simultaniously smacking her ass with a bible or similar device.

AHHY TRICK GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BEFORE I GIVE YOU A DIRTY BAPTISM

by yahh trick yahh.123. August 20, 2008

Bapo

a meme god

When Bapo eats taco Bapo takes a big crapo

by dark lord of தாெஎனெஎனொனக March 28, 2019

Biddy Bapp

Very liberal Vermont term for the word Bitch. Not necessarily in a negitive tone or context.

Man, let's get up outta this BIDDY BAPP.
OR
Hold up! I'm try'n to holla at this lil' BIDDY BAPP.

by Tru Ruler December 20, 2007

Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps

'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'

by thisismypseudonymbenice December 1, 2009

Bapo

a codeword for the juul. best used around teachers.

yo, you got bapo?

by hispanic tiger January 11, 2019

John the Baptist

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.

Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.

by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018

Baps

(adj.) When something can't get any more awesome

1. Man, that's totally baps.
2. Yo, dude, that party last night was THE BAPS!

by Dani&Caleb October 17, 2008