Morning After Pill

The pain reliever you take the morning after an all-night alcohol binge (aka tylenol, advil, excedrin, etc.) to relieve the pain of previously stated binge

Dude, I drank so many shots of tequila last night I can't even remember how many...gimme 2 of those Morning After Pill's so I can recover

by Sizzlepoof August 19, 2010

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

after douche

when a douchebag performs such douchery and is graduated to the next level.

darren joseph craig is the after douche..

by lilbichygrl August 13, 2008

aftergood

the relief after picking your nose and finding a huge loogie and then starting to cry in happiness...and eating it.

*Girl picks her nose, then looks at it and smiles in satisfacton - this emotion is commonly, and can only be known as "aftergood"*

"Man, look at this huge booger!"
"Whoa thats huge!"
"How do you feel?!"
"Oh my gosh! I feel so AFTERGOOD!"
"This is the best AFTERGOOD ever!"

by Aileen_V_P_K_M February 29, 2008

aftergrowth

The hair that grows after you shave. Stubble.

He had a rough aftergrowth.

by John Arbuckle May 30, 2008

After Christmas Zombie March

Those people still aimlessly wandering around the malls who were told several months back they "needed to get their Christmas shopping done". But someone failed to tell them ... "it's over, stop, go home, get a life"!

After Christmas Zombie March

by AKajunGurl January 3, 2010

afterclapp

when a females vagina is so fat after sex that it looks like it has clap.

How was tracy last night?

She was good, but that bitch had serious afterclapp.

by xxcoffeefeen March 11, 2010