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Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole
When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.
by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019
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apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.
Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed
by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017
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Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017
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Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018
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Apple computer

Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).

As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.

Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).

A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.

Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!

Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
by Appledumpster June 25, 2017
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Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck
Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.
by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018
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apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.
The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.
by An apple a day September 21, 2016
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