African Sundial

When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.

Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.

by Spooperdom February 10, 2020

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019

African Jamaican

Kai cenat

kai cenat is so fucking black he isnt even african amercan he is African Jamaican

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023

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《¤》Ant《¤》-《¤》Man《¤》Is《¤》Caucasian《¤》Comma《¤》Space《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》Is《¤》African《¤》Comma《¤》Space《¤》And《¤》Ghost《¤》Rider《¤》Is《¤》Hispanic《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

African Mask

When you put out an entire carton of Newports on your Girlfriend/Significant Other/Jungle Wife's face. A blunt can provide a substitute as well. While performing this act, domestic violence is definitely heavily encouraged.

"Girl what happened to you last night?! Yo face hella fuqed up!"
"Jaquarius gave me an African Mask."

by Yung Butthole September 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

african sandstorm

when your wife has such a sandy vagina that ehen she squirts sand goes everywhere

Not the african Sandstorm!

by shrekdankmemelord420 February 21, 2017