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Full puppy syndrome

Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal
A: "I ate so much, gotta sleep"
B: "Full puppy syndrome!"
by tbrugoa January 19, 2005
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puppy downs syndrome

1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.

2. Something to laugh at when at a party.
-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?

-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.

-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?

-It's an epidemic.
by Dr.Kunk November 2, 2009
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The Lost Puppy Effect

A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.

Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.

As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.
Michael got into another relationship! How?

Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.

How do you know?

Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.

Don't be like Michael.
by ThatGuyMichael June 18, 2022
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chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench
*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
by Dhouse November 2, 2015
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Shit that puppy out

A metaphor for getting a piece of work done as quickly as possible, usually a piece of work that you don't care about very much. Often used in advertising agencies.
"Hey Brett, the deadline for that print ad is 8am Monday morning, we really need to shit that puppy out if you don't want to work the weekend."
by Dplanet001 August 23, 2017
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Cursed Slush Puppie

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.
Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.
by Taint C. September 25, 2018
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tijuana puppy drag

(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.
I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”
by CTG420 May 25, 2018
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