Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

Jess

The hottest, smartest and kindest girl you will ever meet. Often with curly brown hair and eyes you get lost in for hours. If you get a jess dont let her go

Jess is the best things that's happened to me

by I miss you jfmt April 14, 2020

Jesse

Kid who sits in a tree for three hours while playing hide and go seek and doesn’t come down until you find him at 8:00 o’clock at night. Owl boy

“Where’s Jesse?”
“Oh, he’s hiding in a tree somewhere.”

by Datguyder November 20, 2023

jess

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.

jess u bitch

by apersonmatee September 5, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is very handsome, sweet, and sort of known. He can be loyal but only when he wants to, but some people underestimate him and take him for granted even though he does cheat. A LOT. He’s also a really good kisser and gives amazing warm hugs, he has the vibe of “if you lose him, its easy and hard at the same time to get him back.” , and also “i NEED him”.

“I miss Jesse !!!”
“Do you know Jesse?” “YES!?”

by G0ssipG1rl April 11, 2025

Jess

Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.

PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!

by milbooo January 29, 2024

jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.

twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022