Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seatermug. To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.
By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.
by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 6, 2017
Get the front pipingmug. When one puts Bugles snack chips on each of their fingers then proceeds to finger their partner. Called the Front Liner because the bugle boy is typically at the front of the regimen.
Bro 1: Hey dude did you and Stephanie ~*do anything*~ last night?
Bro 2: Bro , you already know I did the Front Liner to her dude, it's my signature move on the third date!
Bro 2: Bro , you already know I did the Front Liner to her dude, it's my signature move on the third date!
by maddie0514 October 21, 2019
Get the Front Linermug. Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009
Get the Front Rumplemug. by ImmaSnakeFollowMe June 16, 2019
Get the Front Palletsmug. A facade. Someone who goes around picking fights like they never lost one in their life, or like they were never in one that they didn't win.
He/she knew that people would think that he/she was a tough guy/girl that knew what he/she was doing if they went by the front they saw on the surface. People would think he/she was serious because of the serious looking facade.
by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021
Get the Frontmug. "Oh no, what are we going to eat for dinner tonight?"
"Oh I got some instant noodles in the pantry, we're chillin' on that front."
"Oh I got some instant noodles in the pantry, we're chillin' on that front."
by Jacob Khoo June 4, 2021
Get the chillin' on that frontmug.