Water-Doo

When a chubby English kid takes a dump in a busy wavy lake and the poo washes ashore.

That fat brit just totally water-dooed over there!

by Drangonestamouse July 31, 2011

Water Brain

Russians as alcoholics have a high case of wet brain, also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

Another word for a russian is a Water Brain

by asop November 3, 2016

Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep

Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.

by BS-man November 2, 2009

It's just water

A phrase commonly used by someone to get out of cleaning up a spilled liquid, regardless of whether or not the liquid is actually water.

John spills his Coke on the carpet.

Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"

John: "It's just water."

by Water Watcher October 23, 2011

flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.

I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.

by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016

water beaner

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean

Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner

by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023

Youth Water

A secret beverage enjoyed by members of the 1z collective

Ghostride Neeko was sauced off the youth water

by twotimesxx May 29, 2018