when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018
Get the vanilla snowmanmug. people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
Vanilla is the best thing ever
by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024
Get the Vanillamug. When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone
My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone
by cykofiend February 27, 2014
Get the melted vanilla conemug. by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022
Get the Vanilla Gorillamug. Vile Vanilla Swirl - Foreplay Move - Advanced Technique.
The act of a female collecting a males Smegma in her mouth while stroking until climax. Just before climax however she then licks the inside of the groin to collect the sweat and other collections collecting them in her mouth as the male ejaculates collecting that as well. She then fellatiates the penis with mixture in her mouth mixing thoroughly and swallows the mixture.
The act of a female collecting a males Smegma in her mouth while stroking until climax. Just before climax however she then licks the inside of the groin to collect the sweat and other collections collecting them in her mouth as the male ejaculates collecting that as well. She then fellatiates the penis with mixture in her mouth mixing thoroughly and swallows the mixture.
My girlfriend surprised me with a Vile Vanilla Swirl last night. It was odd and I told her to wash her mouth out.
by Tigtiggy February 13, 2021
Get the Vile Vanilla Swirlmug. A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl
Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.
by Batty fingerer September 6, 2023
Get the Vanilla swirlmug. Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
Get the Vanilla Panda.mug.