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by Bang tan boys April 20, 2018
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hardcore vanilla

When you have vanilla sex, but take them to pound town.
Grace: “Carson do you have vanilla sex?”
Carson: “ Yeah I have vanilla sex , but I take her to pound town! So that’s hardcore vanilla!”
by Hardcore vanilla bitches February 26, 2022
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Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
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Vanilla Cone

When a chick creams on your dick, causing it to look like a vanilla ice cream cone
“Dude this chick gave me a crazy vanilla cone last night, totally calling her back”
by Realshi19 April 9, 2025
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Vanilla Incel

A person who shares vaguely similar incel ideologies, but excludes the hatred or blame of women, poor personal hygiene, and entitlement; leaving only the self hatred and a refusal to change out of self imposed hopelessness.
She realized that the guy she was talking to actually respected her, but due to being a vanilla incel, she broke things off after he made himself pathetic.
by I’m_writing_it August 28, 2025
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San Francisco Vanilla

Antonio Voto-Bernales
Blayne: Yo, how was San Francisco?
Kamaka: It was great! Had a great time with the San Francisco Vanilla. Tasted delicious.
by stardestroyer 56 September 28, 2021
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Vanilla Sky family

A family existing from 2001 through 2004 that consisted of Tom Cruise, his fiancée Penélope Cruz, and his 2 children Bella and Connor Cruise — as Cruise's last and most famous children Suri wasn't born until April 18th 2006.
Back when Tom Cruise was with Penélope Cruz, they were known as the Vanilla Sky family—definitely a Hollywood power couple before Suri came along!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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