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Turtle Fucking

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.
What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!
by SxEx March 10, 2009
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turtle shell

the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell
damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell
by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009
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Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.
by The Diz July 2, 2008
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raunchy turtle

We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better
Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome
by Ryan-TheBritishGuy April 16, 2008
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Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.
by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008
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Turtlesneeze

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.
I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.
by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015
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turtle cage

a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar
"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.
by rfv January 16, 2009
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