tearwee

a dumb fuckin moron who scans his face and prints it onto a t-shirt then wears it

hi my name is tearwee
and i got to doo a pee wee
when i squirt
it fucking hurts
because im dumb and shove fuckin objects into my penis hole

by weetbix March 15, 2003

tearin' ass

To describe a person that is crazy/out of their mind.

Joey, u tearin' ass if u think you poof ahh is gonna start next year.

by poof ahh February 4, 2010

Trail of Tears

The opposite of a happy trail. The hair leading down the back towards the ass crack of a male/female.

"Check out that trail of tears on that Indian girl."

by John Runde June 11, 2008

trail of tears

When you are at your partner's house and, just before orgasm, pick her up, continue to climax as you walk towards the front door and as you finish drop her on the front step and slam/lock the door behind her.

"Todd, what do you mean 'Come over to my place'? I thought you lived with Susan?"
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."

by a Tastless Turtle May 15, 2008

tear

To fart in place.

To expose smelly gas.

I gotta tear hardcore dude. Its gonna stink.

by foofo May 25, 2005

trail of tears

the long trip back home when you didn't get any ass

"she kicked me out and had to make that long ass trail of tears back home.....FUCK"

by metamorphosis May 15, 2004

Pink sparkly tears

Tears of frustration when confronted with one's own privilege or racist/sexist behaviors or opinions, often accompanied by claims that white/straight/heterosexual/rich people have it hard too (see; it's tough at the top).

When Sadie was told that blackface wasn't an appropriate halloween costume, she shed pink sparkly tears while exclaiming: "But I didn't MEAN to be racist!"

by Truthsparkles September 19, 2011