Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.

Paul X Toast is Great.

by Paul the Bussy Master 69 December 10, 2022

seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020

call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022

Burnt piece of toast

Keyara. A nasty hoe.

Oh look at that burnt piece of toast.

by Bllalal. Hate hoes.com September 8, 2016

French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs

Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!

by Big Baze September 12, 2018