vanillia face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanillia face?

by John Doe33 October 12, 2006

Mom Face

It's when an attractive young adult a female has a worn out expression due to children, or if the young female has a worn out look in general.

Did you see Karen? She's hot, but she has a Mom face which is a little bit of a turnoff.

by Tribal_Warfare December 27, 2009

Sexy face

Someone that always has a seductive smile or smirk, and no one will ever know if it’s intentional.

Girl why he always got that seductive smile on his face? Oh u mean the sexy face?

by Curvalicious March 05, 2018

Face date

Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.

Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.

by vdux1 April 14, 2009

Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.

Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?

by Southparkfreak2 October 02, 2014

chip-faced

You've had to many chocolate chips or any sort of ice cream with chocolate chips in them. You could be high-per. Based of the term "shit-faced".

Chip-faced was said in "Miss Congeniality."

"Top me off pal, I wanna get chip-faced!"

by ChipFaced March 19, 2009

face-mash

To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.

You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.

by Aaronomus November 25, 2013