Evan

A horny person with no life. A loner who needs help with everything.

Omg look?!? Its someone super horny! Evan? Evan!

by Evan Hua November 21, 2021

Evan Hampel

A hardstuck plat 2
Hes good at AUT

OMG HES SUCH A EVAN HAMPEL

by Voltico July 5, 2023

Pulled an evan

When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan

Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022

Evans

Evans

That EVANS, what a Sweet Boy.

by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan Gramcracker

A tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024