War Daddy

One Who exhibits a rather large physical appearance, and partakes in sports (usually American football). A war daddy typically demolishes all in front of him, and has a hat size larger than 8. A war daddy must also have a sufficient amount of chest hair to keep him warm in the winter.

Man! Did you see Anthony hit that guy, he's a real war daddy!

by Cjk0999 March 23, 2011

Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.

Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...

by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010

Naughty war

When you send gifts back and forth between friends using facebooks naughty gift application

"haha im that gift toatly jsut blew you away"
"no way this naughty war has only just begun"

by Spenca367 December 2, 2007

War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

by Jack York August 27, 2013

War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.

OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!

by longrider700 March 4, 2015

War Gorrillas

Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!

Thank you for contacting us! War Gorrillas are being dispatched to your location. Please stand by.

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

Infinity War

A FUCKING DEPRESSING FILM. In the theatres 99.9% of Tom Holland stans have cried. It’s about a slug called Thanos & his task is to collect all 6 infinity stones to kill off half the universe. So obviously he’s a successful bastard and he snaps his fingers. This action causes many marvel fans to get triggered if you snap your fingers. If you do this, you could end up with a punch across the face.

An example of Thanos’ face is on the gif below. UGLY? IKR!!

Hey bro. Have you seen that movie Avengers: Infinity War?
Yeah bro, it fucking killed me. All the fangirls around me were crying when spiderman died.

by tomsbubba November 19, 2018