1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
 Get the Switch listenermug.
Get the Switch listenermug. A game that involves participants placing one of their fingers into their mouth, and the other finger into their anus. When a non-participating player (who is traditionally referred to as "Uncle Gubsy") says "switch", all players must switch their fingers around (finger that was in the mouth goes into the anus and vice versa).
by Festdidgea March 4, 2021
 Get the Switchmug.
Get the Switchmug. Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.
Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”
by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024
 Get the Schwillard Switchmug.
Get the Schwillard Switchmug. Also referred to as a "button". More formally known as an "auto sear."
A switch, formally known as an "auto sear," is a small device that, once installed, converts a semi-automatic firearm into a fully automatic machine gun. Switches are usually associated with Glock Handguns, as Glocks have rather simple parts, making them easier to install. The alternative name, "button" comes from the button on the device that you press to activate the full-auto feature. The press of this button allows the firing pin within the firearm to constantly reset with just one trigger pull, making the firearm shoot rapidly until the trigger is released.
A switch, formally known as an "auto sear," is a small device that, once installed, converts a semi-automatic firearm into a fully automatic machine gun. Switches are usually associated with Glock Handguns, as Glocks have rather simple parts, making them easier to install. The alternative name, "button" comes from the button on the device that you press to activate the full-auto feature. The press of this button allows the firing pin within the firearm to constantly reset with just one trigger pull, making the firearm shoot rapidly until the trigger is released.
by Mau_1k December 5, 2024
 Get the Switchmug.
Get the Switchmug. A slang term for an auto sear for a Glock pistol, this term is typically used by folks of African American descent as it is part of their vernacular.
P1: yo nigga we got em switches n we finna spin da block on em fuck niggas mane
P2: i got dat drac wimme nigga im finna raise hell
P2: i got dat drac wimme nigga im finna raise hell
by your local rapist August 21, 2023
 Get the Switchmug.
Get the Switchmug. by Fresingir1248 December 5, 2022
 Get the Nintendo switch playermug.
Get the Nintendo switch playermug. by C-fitzizzle May 10, 2008
 Get the switch-footmug.
Get the switch-footmug.