persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.

Haley is such a squirrel-friend!

by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014

Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.

Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

squirrel life

When one is living "squirrel life" they are trying to get their nut. It is used to reference having sex or any sexual activity.

"what are you doing tonight bro?" "oh im just trying to live squirrel life tonight"

by andrefrommp July 5, 2012

Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.

"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"

by adg3825 April 27, 2021

Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.

Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel

by Porky da Pigg December 9, 2008