fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

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by ma jones May 6, 2004

smack my church monkey

The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.

Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.

"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."

by JaKeJa January 3, 2008

smack crack heart attack

A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.

My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.

by s0ulShatter January 12, 2011

Big willy's Philly smack

The shocking smack that Will Smith (from philadelphia, pennsylvania) gave Chris Rcck at the Oscar's awards. The smack that you can use only when when someone is on stage presenting an award or anything involving a stage while disrespecting a person accompanying a person in the audience

Definition by: Samuel Prewitt Dayton, Ohio

I gave the comedian a big willy's philly smack after he flirted with my girlfriend on stage

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh April 1, 2022

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

by Azgru September 28, 2007

smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

by cha ching July 13, 2006

National smack pussy day

April 13th boys smack girls pussy

Oh it's april 13th grab her pussy cause it's national smack pussy day

by Bigcharliedick May 25, 2018