Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.

Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

Moon Gooning

gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you

im about to go moon gooning with the boys wanna come with?

by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023

Goon Coon

A ghetto girl that starts drama and only has sex with the opposite race. And invites drama for clout and content while having no content of their own. A homie hopping ratchet female.

Man, leave that girl alone! She a goon coon!

by Hashtag Fire May 7, 2025

goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.

Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.

by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024

Moon Gooning

The act of gooning under the moonlight

"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"

by Beeskneeees421 January 12, 2024

Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.

Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?

by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024

Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024