Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.

"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."

by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023

Twenty Deuce Deuce

An alternative manner to express the year "2022" also known as Two thousand twenty-two and Twenty, Twenty-two.

"This is a nice car." "Thank you, it's a Twenty Deuce Deuce Civic."

by Merwin Perkins January 05, 2022

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

trippin on the deuce

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.

man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.

by vgad August 08, 2007

Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 09, 2018

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 05, 2024

Shake Deuces

To peace out or leave a setting, the shaking of your index and middle finger as u leave.

" Yo im bout to shake deuces outt here paaaaaace"

by turkeyeatinfrenchfry February 06, 2010