Black Burrito

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).

Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!

by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018

senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher with no respect towards chickens or other things with feathers, he is a hateful man (not to be confused with penis)

"Senōr Burrito was being hateful yet again"

by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018

Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket

This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito

by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024

Burrito

Basically a taco but less crunchy and spills the meat juices all over you while eating it.

Joe: yo is that a burrito
Mamá: no it’s jo mamá

by Pineapple1790 November 25, 2019

Burrito wrapper

The tortilla that makes up the outer layer of a burrito.

I’m going to fill my burrito wrapper with beans, cheese and meat.

by The Boss 13579 February 12, 2018

refried bean burrito

A refried bean burrito, much like the normal bean burrito, is where the man gives anal sex to his partner, and then receives oral sex from a different partner.

Man, i gave Clara anal and then gave Sarah a refried bean burrito!

by ZombiEngineer May 31, 2015