Queef Cave

Slang term for a whore's vagina.

Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."

by Tom Herpe March 18, 2011

queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole

We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd

by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017

Columbian Queef

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy

Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man

by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018

Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.

So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.

by Amxkool August 4, 2011

Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.

"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"

by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin April 18, 2012

neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

by beandok January 22, 2019

Queef capture

When you roll up to her crib and bottle her queef and leave as fast as you can

I queef captured her then went zoomin

by Ticklin your butt June 17, 2020