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Pussy Whipped Nation

A country that has been controlled by women (e.g. the Netherlands)
Netherlands stands as a fine example of a Pussy Whipped Nation. In this country men have to kindly ask to their girlfriends/partners whether they can go out for a drink with their mates after dinner. This request is frequently denied to men because, if granted, women would have to wash the dishes and clean the house in that night.

Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:

Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.

Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.

When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.

When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these โ€˜flower-potted boatsโ€™.

When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.
by T-Student Distributed June 17, 2012
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National Booty Day

Every August 31 we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world ๐Ÿ‘ we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking
Person 1: โ€œToday we are celebrating national booty dayโ€

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
by Big booty appreciate August 30, 2019
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National Becca Day

National Becca day is on March 30th. This is a day to celebrate all Beccas, Rebeccas and Beckys. Treat them as if they were Queens. Shower all Beccas with presents! This day comes from the ancient Greek godess Rebecca's birthday. We celebrate all Rebeccas today and treat them as Goddesses and Queens.
1. Guess what!
2. What?
1. Today is National Becca Day!
2. Yay, i love all Beccas.
by RebeccaTheBest. April 16, 2011
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National Rape Day

National rape day is disgusting ๐Ÿคฎ why would u want to rape and innocent person when they did NOTHING to you it doesnโ€™t make any sense at all for men to come up with a day to rape women/girls it doesnโ€™t make any sense if you are a man seeing this rn u should ROT in JAIL!!๐Ÿ˜ that will make me happy ๐Ÿ˜Š
by Malfoyd April 7, 2021
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national thot day

by pink4ever224 March 18, 2015
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National Smile Day

-The day after Monday (aka Tuesday)
-A day to give out smiley face stickers to random ppl
-Created by Simi to promote world positivity
- tuesday is the only day of the week with out any pazza but now it is just as cool as the weekend
-Way to become instently populer: give out stickers on tuesday
-many schools promote this national holiday including shevach, bais kaila, bnos yisroel of baltimore and other super cool schools
-next Tuesday smile real big because it's national smile day
- SMILE 'CUZ HASHEM LOVES YOU๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
Cool kid: why is everyone so happy today?
Person who's giving out stickers: it's national smile day do you want a sticker? (Wearing the biggest smile)
Cool kid: sure! (Walks away with big smile and a rad smiley face sticker)
by Smile cuz it's tuesday December 19, 2019
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National murder day

National murder day is when you can murder people and appreciate murder. Lots of killers like this day. It is may 17th and it is not celebrated that much any more.
Wow Dave, itโ€™s national murder day.
by Hellohellohello1212123 January 3, 2021
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