Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.

Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.

by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012

wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

mushroom slape

a slape with the head of the dick

fred mushroom slaped maggie

by fred faulkner August 1, 2009

mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

by babycløut August 11, 2019