A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021
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Maria is the most beautiful girl ever has big ass and tits and will fall in love with someone named Romeo
by Bahrain’s July 9, 2021
Get the Maria mug.A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
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by quacktitysfav August 15, 2022
Get the Maria mug.A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
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And , my name IS maria indeed so I'm gonna camplimant myself, I am creative, ambitions, kind, and a goal archiver, I like art , loooooves the multiverse fanfiction.
And , my name IS maria indeed so I'm gonna camplimant myself, I am creative, ambitions, kind, and a goal archiver, I like art , loooooves the multiverse fanfiction.
Maria will always be a word singing in my head, a word my parents choice for me, then it really precious
by anonymous August 23, 2022
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