vanillia face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanillia face?

by John Doe33 October 13, 2006

Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.

Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Face date

Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.

Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.

by vdux1 April 14, 2009

Breakdown Face

A threepiece band from South Wales who are best known for being the pioneers of the musical (or not musical, as the case may be) genre "shitcore." An intentionally awful band whose lyrical content includes stories of robots who smoke weed and descriptions of getting erections over slutty nurse's uniforms.

Guy 1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy 2: Breakdown Face!
Guy 1: Oh man! This is shit!
Guy 2: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!

by Basstard March 23, 2011

chip-faced

You've had to many chocolate chips or any sort of ice cream with chocolate chips in them. You could be high-per. Based of the term "shit-faced".

Chip-faced was said in "Miss Congeniality."

"Top me off pal, I wanna get chip-faced!"

by ChipFaced March 18, 2009

face-mash

To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.

You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.

by Aaronomus November 25, 2013

smooth face

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.

"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"

by clubba laing June 14, 2007