Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.

Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)

by crazycoay123 January 7, 2022

dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

English Beer

Another term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer

by anonymous March 16, 2024

English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.

“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.

by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024

English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023