Deuce

Means the number 2 . Deuce will also be the name of the man that all the girls lust and all the men want to be like.

"Deuces!"

by Bigchoopppooop11122 October 23, 2019

Panamanian Jungle Deuce

When a really black guy takes a pipe clogging shit at home.

My boy took a Panamanian Jungle Deuce at my crib the other day...

by TheTruff_IsReel July 12, 2018

Deuce

A God. Ex Member of Hollywood Undead.

"Go pray to Deuce! or at least listen to one of his songs!"

by Rose Murillo July 15, 2023

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 6, 2021

Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel

The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022