ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Pokémon Mega EX

Getting a blumpkin while one ecstasy and Xanax

“Yo bro, let’s go to the Dennys to do a Pokémon Mega EX

by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025

Exe we're tired of u mfs

We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂

Exe we're tired of u mfs

by Exe we're tired of u mfs November 23, 2021

ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.

"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017

-ex

A suffix used at the end of a gendered word like a job or title (typically replacing ones ending in -er or -ess) to make a gender neutral/non binary form of that word.

While many words such as actor or steward are sometimes used neutrally, the "neutral" form usually has a very male connotation to it, even if it's considered gender neutral

Examples of this being

Actor (male)/Actress(female) + -ex = Actrex(neutral)
Prince(male)/Princess(female) + -ex = Princex(neutral)

by Gatewayfence March 18, 2024

Ex-Coworker with Benefits

Like friends with benefits but between two people who were previously coworkers. Also known as ECWB.

Not to be confused with Coworkers with Benefits

“Hey Ashley, since we matched on Hinge, would that make us ECWB if we banged?”

“ECWB? What’s that?”

“Ex-Coworker with Benefits, obviously. It’s a new lingo.”

by Geplenruy May 18, 2021

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011