ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'

Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."

by SteveW1 October 11, 2014

Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group

Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever

by Y.P.24 May 12, 2008

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

quantum duck

A infinitesimal fowl that says "quark! quark!"

Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students (and sometimes professors)

Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students: "quantum ducks

Quark! Quark!"

by Jahn Ghalt August 25, 2010

The Darkwing Duck

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".

"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"

by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

Vote Duck

A saying that goes without needing a definition, but has been given one.

It is when one person votes (willing chooses) "Duck." What is Duck? Duck is to infinity and beyond. A person can be 'ducked', and things can be 'ducks'.

Girl: Why didn't you come swim?
Boy: You were getting Manwiched by two dudes trying to flirt with you, and another one spectating.
Boy 2: DUCKED!

Boy 1 and 2 have both chosen to Vote Duck.
1 for the action of "Ducking"
2 for promoting the political view.

by Vincent Wayne Voodoo June 22, 2010

Duck Tagged

1. The act of being hit by or hitting someone or something
2. Getting shot down by a girl like a hunter shoots down a duck

1. me: Yo we were skating at the town center yesterday and Marek saw this really hot chick and skated right into the wall looking at her
you: oh man that dillweed got duck tagged man

2. You: dude jennie shot me down when i asked her to go to the movies
Me: you got duck tagged

by Ryne Toto February 25, 2008