Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.

Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

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tax havenist

Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.

Examples

Richard Branson

John Paulson

Peter Schiff

Nomad Capitalist

That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.

by el Gringo Rico August 12, 2023

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Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 08, 2023

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Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

by Johnny D September 23, 2021

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SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED

When skibidi appears in ohio there's a rare chance that it meets grimace with a sigma jawline and W gyat. He may also fly you to Egypt to buy a property and rizz up the huzz he will also fanum Tax ur wallet and make you broke. But you will meet kai cenat, Duke Dennis, livvy dunne and baby gronk.

SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED happend to my lil bro. 😭😭😭😭
He gets 5 big booms. BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOOOOOO.

by NIGGER#2 February 10, 2025

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