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Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.
Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think thatโ€™s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024
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High Fashion Twitter

also HF Twitter, hft, hftw, hf twt, etc.

A twitter subculture that centers around fashion and style. Within it, people also have varied interests such as couture, deconstructionism, and anti-fashion.
High Fashion Twitter isn't only Westwood and Versace.
by sewagewater June 8, 2021
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twitter

twitter is A social media app on you computer or phone .
Its also a place where people can not share the opinion or get doxxed or people with weird fetishes and other people are found .
person1 : does the most cringiest thing.
person 2 :average twitter user .
by herobean5836 April 25, 2022
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Twitter Arab

Someone who claims to be either Muslim or Arab, despite patently being a fucking American who canโ€™t point to Palestine (let alone the Middle East) on a map.
A: free Palestine!

B: what are your thoughts on gay rights in the middle east?

A:

A: free Palestine!

B: lmao, Twitter Arab moment
by twohumanskullsbytheway April 21, 2025
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Twitter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! ๐Ÿ™Š PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHA HOO! HO BOY! That is fucking hilarious my guy! You're not wrong though Pfft Hahahahahahahaaa!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "It's not that funny"

Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."

Iam "Where are you going?"

Hym "Hold on..."

Iam ".......... Well?"

Hym "I was checking Twitter again."

Iam "And?"

Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"

Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"

Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."

Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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Twitter

Tฬถwฬถiฬถtฬถtฬถeฬถrฬถ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ
by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024
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Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X
Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro
by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023
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