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thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
by Hamroll November 30, 2006
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Thumb Dumper

The art of inserting ones thumb (thumbs), into a fellow companions anal cavity, while thrusting wildly in an up and down motion. The thumb dumper must be face to face with the thumb dumpie.
Chantel couldn't walk the next day because she had spent the night being thumb dumped by Tim. Tim is an excellent Thumb Dumper
by TheAE86ForTheWin October 30, 2008
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Thumbactionist

1.) A boy or a girl who is an expert in sexting and finger talking.

2.) Someone who is extremely adept in using his or her thumb to have a full conversation on cell phone. These people are able to enjoy every action vicariously through cell phone chatting and text messaging. They hold the cell phone in such a way that their thumb (of the holding hand) can reach every button of the cell phone without any difficulty.
Jason can provide us upto date results of the NHL game through his blackberry sitting inside the rink. He is a thumbactionist !

Julia recently joined twitter and became a thumbactionist after meeting other single twitterers..
by Shazz Spazz (Vancouver, BC) September 4, 2009
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Thumb cunt

A person who is to retarded to reply to a message on Facebook and just send a thumbs up
Hey Planky I'm getting chased by a gang of triads with samurai swords help me man

Replys with a thumbs up... The thumb cunt
by baconsarnie June 11, 2014
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Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger
"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."
by ApolloStar March 22, 2016
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Thumb In

When a male masturbates with his thumb pointing in so it feels like someone else is doing it.
"Self love is better than no love. But point your thumb in, close your eyes and pretend someone else is doing it"
by JimmyRK October 30, 2016
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Thumb Sitting

The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.
Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."
by UmmWhatchaSay March 3, 2018
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