Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

Vrumunda Cheese

n: the sticky medley of skin cells, sweat, dried urine/semen, fecal matter, and pubic hair that accumulates either in the upper portion of the taint, directly beneath the scrotum, or at base of the penis, where it lays across the top of the scrotum

Man 1: Dude, your hand stinks!

Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.

by phrobowroe January 10, 2012

Bong Cheese

The left over smoke after taking a hit from a bong.

Hey dude you have to clear that bong cheese before I hit the tube

by Mir0ki September 16, 2021

Flap-Cheese

Female of Fomunda Cheese. Crud that collects/grows between the flaps of the vagina when it has not been washed. This can consist of Sweat, Dirt, Discharge, and possible semen...god knows what else gets stuck in between there.

"God Becky, you should wash yourself...I can smell your Flap-Cheese from here"

by thoushallnotknow August 14, 2014

camel cheese

When vaginal smegma is forced against tight panties or pants like cheese to a cheese cloth, camel cheese is what is left. Often resembles cheese curds or cottage cheese.

Damn, You can smell Pam’s camel cheese today.

Roast beef and camel cheese, she almost had a full sandwich down there.

I wanted to reciprocate for the blow job, but I couldn’t get past the smell of her camel cheese.

by Roy Moore December 15, 2017

awkward cheese

yes, it's one of those "awkward hand motions". make a triangle with your hands as if they were a wedge of cheese.

cow 1: I love you
cow 2: ......

farmer walks in: *awkward cheese*

by awkwardturtlecheese15 September 2, 2011

fairy cheese

Fairy cheese is my 1am creation when I have cheese, butter and sprinkles. Cheese+butter+sprinkles= fairy cheese. (if you decide to eat this you may have some side effects of nausea and regret)

Person: What's this?
Other person: It's fairy cheese!
Person: ?
Other person: Cheese butter sprinkles

by CHEESYFAIRYBREAD<3 December 19, 2022