Pineapple

A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.

Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”

by EH.star.33 May 26, 2023

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Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.

"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "

by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020

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The worst fucking fruit, LIKE WHY IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT IT ON PIZZA, YALL ARE GROSS

PINEAPPLE IS GROSS

by Jilleen June 21, 2021

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pineapples

Pineapples is a fruit which is used for 2 reasons,
1. To eat.
2. As an underwater-home for ya boi bob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a

fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob

SquarePants,

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants!

OR

He is eating 9000 pineapples

by The smartest boi on the google October 23, 2017

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UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

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