Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.
by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020
An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 19, 2017
When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.
by Lillilsyd September 21, 2018
by ShadowReaper February 16, 2018
Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 May 26, 2018
by Lol true December 18, 2016