douche pop

Music listened to primarily by douches, or made by douches. It is also listened to in secret by more of the mainstream population.
Examples include music such as 30H!3 and Cobra Starship's new album.
-Dude, did you listen to Hot Mess?
-Yeah, Good Girls Go Bad is just too much douche pop for me.
by Rokoroks October 05, 2009
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Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.
Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.
by justhalfbad March 13, 2009
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Douche-copter

A helicopter that is made of douche.

It is usually used to describe someone who is a total bag of douche.
"Thanks for drinking my last beer you fucking DOUCHE-COPTER!"
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Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.
by Vance Birznasty March 04, 2004
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Lord of the Douche

Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.
You, my friend, I dub Lord of the Douche.
by Queen Sakon January 20, 2010
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fuckin' douche

one who should be washed away by a sea vinegar and then forgotten.
Isn't that Bob over yonder?
"Fuck Bob, he's a fuckin' douche."
by James Cagney February 11, 2004
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douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) ER physicians
That doctor is such a douche bag.
by FP Resident December 23, 2005
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